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Super Seducer 2 Advanced Options Guide

Super Seducer 2 Advanced Options Guide

This guide contains MOST of the options presented in Super Seducer 2. It is for those looking to experience as much of the game as possible, from those who actually want our protagonists to win to those who want to see the wrong answers and cringe at their failure.

 

 

Types of Answers

Correct – Is the correct option and lets you progress to the next question.

 

Neutral – Is not the correct option but still lets you progress.

 

Wrong – Is the wrong answer and does not let you progress.

 

(END) – The end of the chapter.

 

 

Before We Begin…

The choices in Super Seducer 2 are randomized. That means the letters will change choices in multiple playthroughs.

 

With that out of the way, let us begin!

 

 

Chapter 01 – Posh Totty vs Supermodel (47/47 Wrong choices)

Prologue

-01-01 How to Approach her?-

A – Correct – Catch her attention non-verbally

B – Correct – Go and tell her that she caught your eye and can you join her for a few mins

C – Neutral (END) – Don’t approach her at all, eat a kumquat.

D – Wrong – Gaze into her eyes whilst beckoning her with your finger as if it’s a โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ.

E – Wrong – Use the genius conversation starter from that YouTube guy

-01-02-

A – Correct – Order a tea, cake, something for her

B – Neutral – Order tea, cake, shot for confidence, something for her

C – Neutral – Say “hey babe, the usual please”

D – Wrong – Tell her not to bother you, you are in an important conversation

E – Wrong – I’ll have a piece of cake. The lady will be eating my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

F – Wrong – “You know what, everything on this menu sucks. Let’s go back to my place”

-01-03-

A – Correct – Ignore him, switch phone to silent

B – Game Over. You Won!! (END) – Call Mahmoud

-01-04-

A – Correct – I work for a pharmaceuticals company and make YT videos (truth)

B – Neutral – Marketing manager and I Make YT videos, but I really love poetry.

C – Neutral – Make a joke then tell the truth. I’m a mumble rapper

D – Neutral – Distract her and do the Ring Finger DHV routine instead

E – Wrong – I work wonders…in bed

F – Wrong – “I make enough to give you $500 right now if you’ll come home with me”

-01-05-

A – Correct – Continue talking to girl in cafe

B – Correct – Approach girl in car

01-05A Continue talking to girl in cafe

-01-06-

A – Correct – Talk about how it’s cool to meet people like her that are not boring

B – Neutral – Feed her some cake

C – Wrong – Tell her your latest video was a dating advice video for men

D – Wrong – Tell her to look under the table for a surprise. Spoiler Alert: It’s your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

E – Wrong – Spike her drink with a drug to make her more compliant

-01-07-

A – Correct – Use a question from The Marcel Proust questionnaire

B – Wrong – Play cards with her

C – Wrong – Use Brad-P’s 10 minute seduction questions

-01-08-

A – Correct – Help the granny up

B – Neutral – Ignore it and carry on

C – Wrong – “I hope I won’t ever be that old. I want to die young…with you”

D – Wrong – Laugh out loud

E – Wrong – Take out your phone and start filming it

-01-09-

A – Correct – Say it’s nothing serious, just a twinge

B – Neutral – It happened when I was picking up a baby that was walking out onto the road (lie)

C – Wrong – Say that you are wearing a medical corset and the doctor said you can finally take it off tonight

D – Wrong – Tell her that your body is pretty โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅed, but your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ works perfectly

-01-10-

A – Correct – “If you could wake up anywhere in the world, where would it be?”

B – Neutral – Find a superficial commonality

C – Neutral – Hypnotise her with your teacup

D – Wrong – Commit a criminal act together to bond with her

-01-12-

A – Correct – Hide from her

B – Neutral – Give her a little wave

C – Wrong – Proudly proclaim that you slept with her

-01-12a-

A – Correct – Say that it’s your jealous ex and she always does that

B – Neutral – Tell her that you have a really small โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ and joke about it

C – Wrong – Tell her that you, in fact, don’t have a small โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

D – Wrong – Tell her that you’ll sing and if your singing is good then it must mean your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ is huuuge

-01-13-

A – Correct – Suggest feeding squirrels together or maybe just meet for a drink

B – Neutral – You are agenda fluid and can meet anytime

C – Wrong – Say your porn hub premium subscription is about to roll over, you’ll need to buy another year if we don’t get it on

D – Wrong – Tell her that she better meet you again or you will kill yourself

-01-14-

A – Correct – You pay because you are a gentleman

B – Correct – Play 5 lies to see who pays

C – Wrong – You suggest that she pays and that you’ll “get the next one”

D – Wrong – Go to the toilet so she needs to pay

-01-15-

A – Correct (END) – Take her number, arrange to meet again

B – Wrong – Ask if she has other โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ friends for different days of the week

01-05B Approach girl in car

-01-17-

A – Correct – Be direct and say that she looks amazing and you didn’t want to lose the chance to meet her

B – Neutral – Ask for a lift to some far off place

C – Wrong – Tell her she is cute and โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅable and her car is pretty big so should go bang in the car

D – Wrong – Tell her your auntie is in the hospital and you need to get there ASAP

E – Wrong – Pretend to be a cop

F – Wrong – Start humping the car

-01-18-

A – Correct – Say that you recognise her from somewhere in a jokey way

B – Correct – Validate her that she is open and friendly

C – Wrong – Ask for her phone number

D – Wrong – Tell her about how she needs to walk rather than drive

-01-19-

A – Correct – Ask her if she is spontaneous or boring

B – Neutral – Ask her if she is a good girl or bad girl

C – Wrong – Ask her if she likes dogs or cats

D – Wrong – Ask her if she likes it in her โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ or โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

E – Wrong – Ask what’s more numerous, the men she’s slept with or books she’s read

-01-20-

A – Correct – I’ve got 20 minutes. I’ll pay for the juice, you pay for the gasoline

B – Correct – Which juice bar? I’ll take an Uber and meet you there

C – Neutral – Can I come with you?

D – Wrong – Maybe let’s just sit in the car because girl drivers…

E – Wrong – Say something about cold pressed โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ juice

-01-21 You want to build trust-

A – Correct – Text a female friend to call

B – Correct – After training there is nothing better than a massage

C – Neutral – Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?

D – Wrong – Tell her you want to get to know her, intimately

-01-22-

A – Correct – Tell her no and that you are very honest

B – Neutral – Apologise profusely

C – Wrong – Say that lots of girls have a fantasy of sex in public spaces

-01-23-

A – Correct – Let’s say โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ the juice bar, and come to my house for juice

B – Wrong – Start trying to grope her and tell her you knew she was a โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ when you first saw her

C – Wrong – Ask her if she wants you to go down on her

-01-24-

A – Correct – I’m using you for your juice recipes, nothing more than that. Don’t be so presumptuous

B – Correct – Say that you respect whatever decision she makes!

C – Neutral – “I’m not that fruity, it’s harder to get me into bed.”

D – Wrong – Tell her that if she doesn’t have sex with you she won’t ever see her family again and will get them back in pieces

21 Minutes Later

-01-25-

A – Correct – Find out about her passions

B – Correct – Use Beckster’s 3 Criteria routine

C – Neutral – Use Adam Lyons’ bad sex routine

D – Wrong – Ask her about her sex life

-01-26-

A – Correct – Have a little spar and then judo throw her onto the couch

B – Neutral – Do “soul gazing” to connect with her

C – Wrong – Keep calling her a slag to provoke her

D – Wrong – Knock her out to show your masculinity

-01-27-

A – Correct – Say that this is so cool, that you are both sober, and she’s spontaneous and not boring

B – Wrong – Get her to sign a contract

C – Wrong – Try to beat your sex speed run record

-01-28 Choose for Marina:-

A – Correct (END) – Leave

B – Correct (END) – Have sex

 

 

Chapter 02 – Boss and Secretary (20/20 Wrong choices)

-02-01 What will you give Lilia for her birthday?-

A – Correct – Voucher for yoga lessons

B – Neutral – Racoon

C – Neutral – Gift a game on steam

-02-02 The first task for your new secretary will be:-

A – Correct – Ask her to fax some contracts and rearrange a meeting

B – Neutral – To take your dirty laundry to the dry cleaners

C – Neutral – Create a situation in order to surreptitiously check out her โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

D – Wrong – Sexily show her how to staple properly.

E – Wrong – Tell her you can’t focus on work because you are thinking about โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅing her

-02-03 Correct tone to take with her-

A – Correct – Professional because it’s an office

B – Neutral – Flirty and cheeky to plant the seed of a relationship

C – Wrong – Sexual because it’s your company and you can do what you want

-02-04-

A – Correct – Tell her it’s not a big problem, but to be more careful in the future

B – Neutral – Tell her it’s totally fine, no biggie

C – Wrong – Make her cry to teach her a lesson

D – Wrong – Tell her to book a hotel for you both at lunch time to make it up to you.

-02-05-

A – Correct – Give her a personal task to perform for you and reveal some personal info

B – Neutral – Tell her some juicy gossip about the marketing director

C – Wrong – Tell her to wear sexy clothes to work

D – Wrong – Tell her you had a really sexy dream about her and describe it in graphic detail

-02-06-

A – Correct – Talk about how her weekend was

B – Neutral – Complain that you had to work over the weekend to get sympathy

C – Wrong – Ask when was the last time she had a proper seeing-to in the bedroom

D – Wrong – Talk about a girl you โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅed over the weekend with explicit detail

-02-07-

A – Correct – Give her career advice and mentor her

B – Neutral – Tell her she needs to set her sights lower

C – Wrong – Tell her that the working world is really for men, and that she should be focused on finding a husband

D – Wrong – Tell her that she gets an A+ for filing and an F- wor sucking your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

-02-08-

A – Correct – Invite her to a fancy business networking evening event tomorrow

B – Wrong – Ask what she is wearing right now

C – Wrong – Jerk off while on the phone to her

-02-09 How to behave at the networking event:-

A – Correct – Play it cool when there

B – Neutral – Be slightly flirty

C – Wrong – Get drunk and make a move

1 week later

-02-10-

A – Correct – Smartly persuade everyone to your view

B – Neutral – Agree with the guy because your secretary agrees

C – Neutral – Humiliate the guy for his stupid idea

D – Wrong – Give him a big slap and fire him

E – Wrong – Wank (masturbate) into the plant pot

-02-11-

A – Correct – Use referncing the business trip to find out if she is single

B – Neutral – Say she needs to add me on Facebook as company policy

C – Neutral – Ask if she is single

D – Wrong – Ask if she liked any men at the event and tell her why they are useless

-02-12-

A – Correct – Give her $1,000 and tell her to buy some fancy snacks and wine for everyone

B – Neutral – Tell her that you are not finished with those โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅuckers

C – Neutral – Take credit and tell her to book you a spa day

D – Wrong – Smack her on the โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ and thank her for her support

-02-13-

A – Correct – More informal

B – Neutral – Professional

C – Wrong – Sleazy

-02-14-

A – Correct (END) – Coolly invite her on a date

B – Neutral (END) – Push her against the wall and kiss her

C – Wrong – Tell her it’s time to add some new responsibilities to her job (undo belt)

 

 

Chapter 03 – Interracial Dating (21/21 Wrong choices)

-03-01-

A – Correct – Most Asian guys think the same thing and won’t approach so you have a better chance

B – Wrong – That’s true, don’t bother then

-03-02-

A – Correct – Tell him to be expressive because Western girls think Asian guys are too poker faced

B – Correct – Tell him to be quite sexual because often Asian guys are not sexual

C – Neutral – Tell him to just be himself

D – Wrong – Tell him Western girls suck and only would want an Asian guy for his money

-03-03-

A – Correct – Give her a direct compliment

B – Neutral – Romantically serenade her with a little opera

C – Neutral – Be indirect and ask her opinion on whether you should get a piercing

D – Wrong – Don’t even say anything and sit down at the table as if she was expecting you

E – Wrong – Use a sexual opener

F – Wrong – Undo your pants, cover your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ with a cushion, thein unveil it in front of her

-03-04-

A – Correct – Chinese (true)

B – Neutral – Dating skills (joke)

C – Wrong – Hang on a minute, are you meeting a man?

D – Wrong – Ancient sex techniques

-03-05-

A – Correct – Teach her some cuss words

B – Correct – Teach her to say “I like you”

C – Neutral – Teach her to introduce herself

D – Neutral – Teach her to say “I am horny, please help me” but make her think she is saying she likes cats

E – Wrong – Say that you’ll do it but you want something in return

-03-06 What to talk about-

A – Correct – Travel

B – Neutral – Fortnite

C – Wrong – Donald Trump

D – Wrong – Sexual positions

-03-07-

A – Correct – Tell her that Asian guys think Western women are not so feminine or ladylike

B – Neutral – Tell her she needs to try because “Asian is amaz’n”

C – Wrong – Immediately accuse her of being racist to make her feel guilty

-03-08-

A – Correct – Demonstrate some value by talking about Buddhism

B – Neutral – Tell her that it’s a soft science and that Physics is the only worthwhile subject

C – Neutral – Demonstrate some value by talking about The Secret

-03-09-

A – Correct – Go to help him

B – Wrong – Go back to sleep

C – Wrong – Try to steal your friend’s girl

D – Wrong – Throw up on the table

-03-10-

A – Correct – I’m not interested in being friends with you. I have too many friends already

B – Neutral – Yeah great, sounds good

C – Wrong – Beg her not to friendzone you, say you get friendzoned too much already

D – Wrong – Ask her if she normally does this with her friends (stand up and try to make out with her)

E – Wrong – โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ buddies maybe

-03-11-

A – Correct – Show her how interesting it is and touch her

B – Neutral – Agree with her

C – Wrong – Say she is boring as โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

-03-12 how will you find out whether she is single?-

A – Correct – “As a single girl, I was wondering whether you are into dating apps or mainly meet people in real life”

B – Neutral – My friends are going to have a baby boy and are thinking about names…can you help? what’s your boyfriend’s name?

C – Wrong – Look I’m very busy so I don’t want to waste time if you’re not gonna โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ me. What are my chances?

D – Wrong – Turn her on by visually showing her what you’ll do to her โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

-03-13-

A – Correct (END) – Suggest meeting for a meal sometime just the two of them

B – Wrong – Suggest that you can come to her house to check the Feng Shui in her bedroom

 

 

Chapter 04 – Older Mahmoud, Younger Woman (19/19 Wrong choices)

-04-0a-

A – Neutral – Old picture of Mahmoud

B – Neutral – Picture of an Arab male model

C – Neutral – Picture of Richard

D – Wrong – Actual honest picture

-04-0b-

A – Correct – Fancy restaurant

B – Wrong – Out for a drink at a hip bar

C – Wrong – Dive bar for millenials

-04-01-

A – Correct – Call her out on her shallowness

B – Correct – Admit a mistake by your PA, apologise

C – Neutral – Deny deny deny

D – Wrong – You don’t look like your pic either, you look older

-04-02-

A – Correct – Give her lots of compliments and make her feel good

B – Neutral – Validate her for not being judgemental and shallow like most women her age

C – Wrong – Compliment her by telling her she looks like your daughter

D – Wrong – Ask if she is still a virgin

-04-03-

A – Correct – Say you have a family business, YKK zips

B – Correct – I am passionate about what I do and try to make a difference

C – Wrong – “Listen I didn’t come here to talk business with a woman”

D – Wrong – Tell her not to worry about money, that you’ll look after her

-04-04-

A – Correct – Make an assumption about her based on her interests

B – Wrong – Ask if she ever had sex on a horse

-04-05-

A – Correct – Ask him about his future career plans

B – Neutral – Call in your security guard

C – Wrong – Offer a threesome

-04-06-

A – Correct – Tell her she is too young for you and ask whether she is mature

B – Neutral – “50 but I’m young at heart”

C – Wrong – In my family they say you are only as old as the sum of your child brides

-04-07 Correct body laeguage to assume:-

A – Correct – High status like you are interviewing someone for a job

B – Neutral – Leaning in to show you are interested in listening to her and then rocking back so she invests

C – Neutral – Mirroring her to gain rapport

D – Wrong – Licking your lips in a seductive way and winking

-04-08-

A – Correct – Call her out on her phone usage

B – Neutral – Pretend to be taking an important call from President Robert Mughabe

C – Neutral – Pretend to read emails of your own

D – Wrong – Grab her phone and throw it in her drink

-04-09-

A – Correct – “The teenager app? You said you were mature”

B – Neutral – Ask her to help you set up an account

C – Wrong – “Yes I have it, I’ll add you to the group with my 3 wives”

D – Wrong – “Yes I have an account my username is teenโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅlover”

-04-10-

A – Correct – We just met but if it turns out I can trust you, you won’t have any problems

B – Wrong – Hand her a stack of cash and ask how many inches she wants of Big Mac

C – Wrong – “I trusted you but you are only after Mahmoud’s money”

-04-11-

A – Correct – Give some advice on what to do, to follow her passion

B – Neutral – Talk about how your life is settled and you’re happy and you don’t have any ambition to do anything anymore

C – Wrong – Talk about prostate exam in graphic detail

25 minutes later

-04-12 15 minutes later-

A – Correct (END) – Invite her to a charity party

B – Wrong – Invite her to become one of your unpaid โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅs

 

 

Chapter 05 – Strip Club (27/27 Wrong choices)

-05-01-

A – Correct – Leave it, stop playing, and go to the strip club

B – Wrong – โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ you and โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ your family!

-05-02 What’s the best night to visit a strip club?-

A – Correct – dull Tuesday

B – Wrong – busy Friday

-05-03 What to wear-

A – Correct – Soft trousers

B – Wrong – Jeans

-05-04-

A – Correct – Go to sit down and give the stripper you like good eye contact

B – Neutral – Approach the stripper

C – Wrong – Use ProJared’s line to show you respect women

D – Wrong – Ask the strippir how much she paid for her fake โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ and โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

E – Wrong – Grab the girl by the โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ to get her attention

-05-05-

A – Correct – Ask if she chose that name for a special reason?

B – Neutral – Say “Listen Darling, we all know that’s not your real name so cut the crap”

C – Wrong – Connect with her by telling her your mum’s stripper name was Amber too

D – Wrong – “That name is way too nice for you. I reckon you should pick a much more โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ name”

E – Wrong – Whip out your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ to show her you are a better stripper

-05-06-

A – Correct – Tell her you approve of her name as it is subtle

B – Neutral – Tell her some interesting facts about amber

C – Wrong – “Well Amber is cheap so I think you have chosen perfectly”

D – Wrong – Ask if she has ever performed fellatio for money

-05-07-

A – Correct – My real name is Richard but my stage name is Rivanda

B – Neutral – Playfully tell her it’s none of her business

C – Wrong – Play hard to get by telling her you are not attracted to her

D – Wrong – “My name is Richard but you can call me โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ. Big โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

-05-08-

A – Correct – Tell her to just sit next to you

B – Neutral – Let her sit on your lap for a little while then tell her she is squashing your balls

C – Wrong – Let her sit on your lap so you can get a better view of her boobage

D – Wrong – Tell her she better not because you’ll come in your pants

-05-09-

A – Correct – Tell her that she is sexy but you are into the entire package not just looks

B – Neutral – Tell her how beautiful she is

C – Wrong – Tell her that she’s too good for the stripper life and save her

D – Wrong – Tell her she is too fat

-05-10-

A – Correct – Tell her then move the conversation away from sex

B – Neutral – Get into telling her about sex

C – Wrong – Tell her she ain’t know nothing about sex until she slept with you

-05-11-

A – Correct – Challenge her to be more precise

B – Neutral – Encourage her and tell her she can do it

C – Wrong – Tell her she has no chance because she is not even a good stripper

-05-12-

A – Correct – Suggest that she can earn money from the other guys then come back to you

B – Neutral – Okay let’s do it!

C – Wrong – Say “yeah I want a dance…send that girl over”

-05-13-

A – Correct – Find out her real name

B – Neutral – Offer to take her on a holiday somewhere

C – Wrong- Ask if she has any cocaine

-05-14-

A – Correct – Connect on it and offer to buy her a cocktail at the bar

B – Neutral – Tell her a story about cats

C – Wrong – Tell her about when you went fox hunting

-05-15-

A – Correct – You share some of your passions and make very clear statements about what you want from life

B – Neutral – Say you are very flexible and not especially interested in anything

C – Wrong – Honestly I just want to play videogames and โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ girls. You know what I mean?

D – Wrong – Assume that she obviously wants to โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ, and cut to the chase

-05-16-

A – Correct – Suggest meeting for food one day when she is not working

B – Neutral – Talk about what food you like

C – Wrong – I think I am love with you. Would you like to be my girlfriend?

D – Wrong – You say ‘Listen I am really horny so why don’t you at least suck me off in the toilet

-05-18 How to get the number-

A – Correct (END) – Record her using voice memo

B – Neutral – Memorise it

C – Wrong – Hand her your phone

-05-19 What is her correct number:-

A – Correct (END) – 29 955 7211

B – Neutral (END) – 29 355 7122

C – Neutral (END) – 29 945 7220

 

 

Chapter 06 – Looking for a One Night Stand (20/20 Wrong choices)

-06-02 How to Behave:-

A – Correct – Smile a lot and look around the room

B – Wrong – Look โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ off like you’re playing hard to get

C – Wrong – Loudly ask “so what, are there any real men in here??”

D – Wrong – Walk up to a guy and grab his โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ to show social dominance

-06-03 Your Body Language:-

A – Correct – Open to the room

B – Neutral – Facing each other

C – Wrong – Sit on a bar stool with legs wide open

-06-04 To get even more attention:-

A – Correct – Adjust clothes and primp hair

B – Wrong – Sing loudly

C – Wrong – Twerk on your friend

D – Wrong – Scream “fire, fire!” to clear the dance floor of competition

-06-05 How to Reject him?-

A – Correct – Use Adam Lyon’s “Invisible dance partner” routine

B – Wrong – Dismiss him rudely

-06-05A-

A – Correct – Pretend to be upper class

B – Neutral – Start touching him in a sexual way

C – Wrong – Tell him he can do anything with you (sexual)

-06-05B-

A – Correct – Suggest meeting another day for a date

B – Neutral – Take him to the bathroom for a quick shag

C – Wrong – Do the classic headbutt dance with him

-Two and a half minutes later-

-06-06-

A – Correct – No

B – Wrong – Yes

-06-07-

A – Correct – No

B – Wrong – Yes

-06-08-

A – Correct – No

B – Wrong – Yes

-06-09-

A – Correct – Yes

B – Wrong – No

-06-11-

A – Correct – Laugh and say “maybe”

B – Neutral – Roll your eyes and say “nice line โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ. Do I look like an idiot to you?

C – Wrong – See if he likes some slap and tickle

-06-12-

A – Correct – Ask him 3 qualities that he has

B – Neutral – Tell him he is great and you’ve slept with way worse guys

C – Wrong – Tell him you are a virgin

-06-13-

A – Correct – See if he will buy you a bottle of champagne

B – Neutral – How many times can you do it in a night?

C – Wrong – Show him your Catwoman impression

-06-14-

A – Correct – Tease him about his phone

B – Wrong – Make sure he doesn’t have any STDs

-06-15-

A – Correct – Compliment his lovely little hands

B – Neutral – Tell him you have another date soon

C – Wrong – Behave lewdly

-06-16-

A – Correct (END) – “Okay fine”

B – Wrong – Attack him for being a drug dealer

 

 

Chapter 07 – Comedy Interlude (0/0 Wrong choices)

-07-01 How should the MC introduce Leo-

A – Correct – Respectful introduction

B – Neutral – Las Vegas introduction

C – Neutral – Jaded introduction

-07-02 How to start-

A – Correct – Welcome everyone

B – Neutral – Breast feeding joke

C – Neutral – Joke about a health scare

-07-03 First joke-

A – Correct – Self deprecating joke about Scottish food

B – Neutral – Susan Boyle joke

C – Neutral – Evil puns

D – Neutral – Disgusting hay fever joke

-07-04-

A – Correct – Self deprecating stuff about being tall

B – Neutral – #metoo joke

C – Neutral – Joke about fitness challenges

-07-05-

A – Correct – Sex

B – Neutral – Nightclubs

C – Neutral – Fat activists

D – Neutral – Doing a โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ on holiday

-07-06-

A – Correct (END) – Testicles on holiday

B – Neutral (END) – Supermarket checkout

C – Neutral (END) – More โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ puns

 

 

Chapter 08 – Girl Looking for a Serious Relationship (24/24 Wrong choices)

-08-02 Where to hang out in the bar-

A – Correct – In the middle of the bar

B – Wrong – Sit in the corner

-08-03 How to get the attention of guys-

A – Correct – Smile and have fun with your girlfriend

B – Neutral – Look โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ off and unhappy

-08-04-

A – Correct – Be friendly to him and get his name

B – Neutral – Be cold to him, he might be trying to hit on you

C – Neutral – Pick your nose and eat it so he won’t be interested in you

-08-05 How to react to other people in the room-

A – Correct – Make brief eye contact and smile

B – Neutral – Just look at your friend and don’t pay attention to other people

C – Neutral – Pretend to be a lesbian and put on a show

12 minutes later

-08-06-

A – Correct – Reject Him

B – Wrong – “That’s good. More time for me (wink)”

-08-07 How to reject him-

A – Correct – Deal with him quickly and politely

B – Wrong – Ask barman to help you

C – Wrong – Embarass him viciously

-08-08 how to send signals to the cute guy-

A – Correct – Open your body language to him, and glance over from time to time

B – Correct – Go to the bathroom, walk slowly, hold eye contact as you go past

C – Neutral – Drop something

D – Wrong – Do something sexy with your tongue

E – Wrong – Bend over so he can see your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ in all it’s glory

-08-11-

A – Correct – Be quite friendly

B – Neutral – Be very friendly

C – Wrong – Be cold and difficult

D – Wrong – Say “You’re the one i’ve been searching for”

-08-12 How to find out whether he is a party boy-

A – Correct – Ask what are his favorite bars and clubs and which nights are good where

B – Neutral – Do you often go out and get wasted?

C – Wrong – How many girls have you โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅed in the past month?

D – Wrong – Ask him where to get some cocaine

-08-13 How to test his intelligence-

A – Correct – Find out whether he knows whether whiskey is bourbon

B – Neutral – What happens when we die?

C – Wrong – Ask him to solve a math problem

D – Wrong – Find out how intelligent he is by the size of his ballsack

20 minutes later

-08-14-

A – Correct – Say that it’s too violent but ask what he likes about it

B – Neutral – Lie and say you like it too

C – Wrong – Say that it’s a load of โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

D – Wrong – Say you only like violence in bed

E – Wrong – Say you can tell by his lack of muscles that hes only watches, show him a rear-naked choke

-08-15-

A – Correct – Lightly tease him about how active he isn’t

B – Neutral – Tease him about his hair loss

C – Wrong – Say he looks like a paedophile

-08-16-

A – Correct – Ask what he looks for in a woman

B – Wrong – Check his bank balance

C – Wrong – Check whether he has big ears to see if he has a big โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

-08-17-

A – Correct – Ask his longest relationship

B – Neutral – Ask if he wants kids

C – Wrong – Say you need to be married by the end of the year

-08-18-

A – Correct – Ask about his relationship with his mum and dad

B – Correct – Ask whether he still on good terms with his exes

C – Wrong – Tell him that he shouldn’t talk to other women if he dates you

D – Wrong – Call his ex for the lowdown on him

23 minutes later

-08-20-

A – Correct (END) – Logically explain why not but say you’d be happy to meet him another time

B – Neutral (END) – “Cool, let’s go chill together”

C – Neutral (END) – Check his โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ size first

D – Wrong – What kind of girl do you think I am?”

E – Wrong – Somehow get a condom first because safe sex is important

F – Wrong – Say you won’t be drinking wine because you are going to be pregnant soon

 

 

Chapter 09 – Girl in Group of Guys (21/21 Wrong choices)

-09-01-

A – Correct (Go to 02A) – Approach the guys at the edge

B – Correct (Go to 02B) – Befriend another girl and send her in

C – Wrong – Whole group together

D – Wrong – Approach the guy opposite her (the one she’s talking to)

E – Wrong – Approach her directly

-09-02B-

A – Correct (Go to 09-06) – Bet her that that girl is wearing the same shoes (she isn’t)

B – Neutral (Go to 09-06) – “That girl said she knows your ex-boyfriend, said you are a slag”

C – Wrong – Try and get a threesome with her and the other girl

-09-02A-

A – Correct – Ask them what gym they train at

B – Neutral – Talk about football

C – Wrong – Pretend to be gay

D – Wrong – “What are you losers doing with this beautiful lady?”

-09-03A-

A – Correct – How do you all know each other?

B – Neutral – Who her is single?

C – Wrong – Try to enlist their help to help you โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ their friend

-09-04A-

A – Correct (Go to 09-06) – Lose a bet to buy them shots

B – Neutral (Go to 09-06) – Arm wrestle them

C – Wrong – Find out which one of them has had sex with the woman you are interested in

10 minutes later

-09-06-

A – Correct – Say you thought she was rude before but actually she is cool

B – Neutral – Tell her she turned you on when she was a โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ to you

C – Wrong – “You are really not hot enough to be so โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅy”

D – Wrong – Show them your mangina

-09-07-

A – Correct – Brush him off

B – Neutral – Tell him you are finishing your conversation and ask him to buy you a drink

C – Wrong – Tell the girl she can do much better than these inbred losers

D – Wrong – Kiss the guy to dominate him

-09-08-

A – Correct – Steer the conversation back

B – Neutral – Wait until they finish

C – Wrong – Try to get back into the conversation

-09-09-

A – Correct – Go to dance with her

B – Wrong – Don’t dance, it’s not manly

-09-10-

A – Correct – Do dancefloor limbo with a scarf

B – Neutral – High 5 and spin the guy

C – Wrong – Do a super dance routine

D – Wrong – Grab the girl and try to dance really close

-09-11-

A – Correct – “I don’t know if I’d describe myself as a feminist but I believe in equality of opportunity”

B – Neutral – “I’d describe myself as a feminazi too…” (playfully)

C – Wrong – Go on a rant about male suicide and depression

D – Wrong – Does that mean you don’t give head?

-09-12-

A – Correct – Say that the game is great

B – Neutral – Agree that it’s a terrible misogynistic game

C – Wrong – Tell her that’s where you learned your smooth pick up moves

-09-13-

A – Correct (END) – “I’ll go if she wants me to, she can make her own mind up”

B – Wrong – Aggressively put them in their place

C – Wrong – Kick all the guy’s asses

 

 

Chapter 10 – Dating App (27/27 Wrong choices)

-10-01-

A – Correct – Stick

B – Wrong – Twist

-10-02-

A – Correct – A mixture of activities that you are passionate about and allow for good conversation starters

B – Correct – A Picture of you with a cat

C – Neutral – Put a picture of yourself with your top off

D – Wrong – A lot of professional pictures and headshots heavily photoshopped

E – Wrong – Lots of pictures of you with family, dogs and doing charity works

F – Wrong – Lots of pictures with your mates drinking

-10-03 What to put in the bio section:-

A – Correct – Joke about your cat allergy (since you have cat pics)

B – Neutral – Skip the bio section, no one reads them and you will look mysterious

C – Wrong – List all your hobbies and interests and state clearly if you are looking for a relationship

D – Wrong – Be blunt “Listen I am only on here to get laid without paying”

-10-04 Pay for Tinder +-

A – Correct – Yes because of the unlimited swipes

B – Correct – Yes because Tinder + people have priority when it comes to matches

C – Correct – Yes, especially if you travel

D – Neutral – Yes because you can hide your age

E – Wrong – No, save money

F – Wrong – No, it makes you look more desperate

-10-05 What is the optimal swiping strategy:-

A – Correct – Be more selective

B – Wrong – Swipe right almost every girl

-10-06-

A – Correct – Swipe left (don’t choose her)

B – Wrong – Swipe right (choose her)

-10-07-

A – Correct – The worst picture is probably most true to life

B – Wrong – The bad pics could just be a bad angle for her

-10-08-

A – Correct – Hey Tanya, Tech business…interesting. Are you more of a Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg fan?

B – Neutral – What do you think is better Ski resort in the Alps or Island getaway? The answer can say a lot about a person ๐Ÿ˜‰

C – Wrong – Send her a bunch of emojis

D – Wrong – Hi Hey, How’s your day?

-10-09-

A – Correct – I’m not gonna reveal that immediately ๐Ÿ™‚ first tell me 3 interesting things abkout yourself

B – Neutral – I can do a headstand

C – Wrong – I can suck my own โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ, but it’ll be better if you do it

-10-10-

A – Correct – Been busy. I’m just driving. So you had a while to think about it, I’m looking forward to hearing those 3 interesting things about you ๐Ÿ˜‰

B – Neutral – Pretty busy day, I’m just driving, roads are crazy. How about you?

C – Wrong – Do you want me to be really honest? I’ve been playing Playstation interspersed with wanking furiously

-10-11-

A – Correct – I like people who are creative, so I’m guessing that you are spontaneous too?

B – Wrong – Loyal is good, dogs are good, women who are like dogs = prefect

C – Wrong – I like a girl who is creative with her โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ techniques so it stays interesting

-10-12-

A – Correct – I wasn’t gonna ask you to send me a dirty picture, I was gonna ask you to send me a nice selfie with a smile. Send here or iMessage me

B – Wrong – You are not one of those frigid girls who don’t put out until date 16? Honestly I like a girl who is decisive (who โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅs basically)

-10-13-

A – Correct – Leave her hanging while you eat

B – Neutral – “Nice pic! Sorry got a business meeting, back soon :)”

C – Wrong – Say your mum made food but not to think that there is anything sexual going on with mum

-10-14-

A – Correct – If we go on a date, then we have to not check our phones so we can get to know each other properly without the world bothering us

B – Correct – I’m old fashioned, so if we go on a date, I am going to be taking your coat, opening the door, pulling you out your chair and obviously I insist on paying

C – Wrong – When I come home from work, I want you to get on your knees while I beat you with my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

-10-15-

A – Correct – Do you go to the gym a lot or you are one of those people that girls hate who eats burgers and still looks like a swimwear model?

B – Neutral – I don’t like it when people are inappropriate on Tinder, but you do have a sexy body

C – Wrong – That’s a good picture, do you know how many guys are wanking over that?

-10-16-

A – Correct – Listen I’m happy to answer that, I’ll call you in 5, that gives you time to prepare your best phone voice ๐Ÿ˜‰

B – Neutral – Can I call you? She replies, “hmmm okay”

C – Wrong – Why do you โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ think you have the right to ask me this โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ? Are you ready to meet or not? If not, go โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ yourself

-10-17-

A – Correct – I’m Kind, very decisive, ambitious and why don’t you tell me the third one since you know me a little bit by now

B – Neutral – I’m kind, very decisive, and funny

C – Wrong – Blonde hair, blue eyes, big hard โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

-10-18-

A – Correct – We need to meet first, because life doesn’t work that way. Obviously I find her attractive. I guess I’m open to both

B – Neutral – Listen, why not let me meet her before you decide to marry us off

C – Neutral – Sure I want to get married immediately, when shall we book the church?

D – Wrong – I’m seriously looking for sex

-10-19-

A – Correct – Why don’t you arrange a date for us, I’m free tuesday and thursday, which one would work best for Tanya?

B – Neutral – Which day can Tanya meet me for a date?

C – Wrong – It seems like you like me too, are you fit? can we all bang?

-10-20-

A – Correct – That’s a shame, I was thinking we could go to Heroes, that amazing new cocktail bar

B – Neutral – That’s a real shame that you called me a Tinder guy

C – Wrong – I’m not the usual Tinder guy, I try for anal on first dates

-10-21-

A – Correct (END) – You know what, I love going out for dinner, but it’s a little bit too formal, so that’s more for a 2nd date

B – Neutral (END) – There is no way I’m inflicting my terrible table manners on you on the first date

C – Wrong – Okay tell me what restaurant

 

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    He is the founder and editor of Magic Game World. He loved gaming from the moment he got a PlayStation 1 with Gran Turismo on his 7th birthday.

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